Guess who logged 37 hrs in the last pay period!!!
That will be a nice going away check.
The awkward moment when
Your brother texts a guy you like: “Back off my sister bro.”
I know I posed that as a question but I didn’t mean it that way– Suits
Highlight of the mariners game
The field crew dance. Sorry 8-0 in the fourth doesn’t impress me.
Anonymous asked: you really, really need to talk to your roommates about it before you move in. its okay to call things, but you would be a horrible roommate to take things without properly discussing it. you're going to be living with them all year! i had a triple my first semester last year and it wasn't terrible, but it definitely would have been worse if we hadn't all worked together to make it...
my dorm room
has been turned into a triple… as you saw in the pictures i posted from orientation that room can fit 2 comfortably but three is a little ambitious. it doesnt really matter because i plan on getting there right as the dorms open so i’m definitely not getting the bunk bed. and i will move my stuff into one of the two closets. will that make me the bitchy roommate? i dont care. its not...
On my phone
The period button “.” is right next to the smiley face button “:-)” so several times a day I end up sending a smiley where a period should be. Side note: who deemed it was necessary to have a Smiley button?
tessluvss: Mia and my workout! →
tessluvss: Mia and I had such a good workout today! We were both drenched in sweat by the end haha We did 3 reps of leg raisers A light arm circuit Got on the stair stepper/eliptical thing for 15 minutes or 200 calories (we were both so sweaty after that) Then we did 15 minutes of a “turbo kick” class,.. She def forgot to mention the serious man ogling we partook in!
thespartanwarrior: Keep your eyes on you and your goals. If you fixate on others and their successes you are in for a long hard battle with self-doubt.
True Life: I see a cute baby and want to steal it....
I just love my little brother Torin :)
Don’t leave your page up.
This is perfect sleeping naked weather.
Anonymous asked: Yeah, but then you'd know who I was :)
Anonymous asked: I'd fuck your brains out.
utopia-and-dystopia asked: 4:00 party... why would you get off at 5:15? wtf..
working the most awkward shift
My mom's coming home from Mexico
Friend: Well thats cool, did she bring back mexican presents for u guys haha
Me: fuck presents I hope she brought me some tequila!